Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.
Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?
Girl(furiously):Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty!

What’s The Moral Of Movies
janNAT
GANGSTER
MURDER
FANAA
TITANIC

Think

Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)

If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl,

Peple Cal Him “Lofer”

But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A

Boy Dey Cal It “Offer”

! Feel The Difference

Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz

A Good Girl Gives U

Happines N

Bad Girl Give U

Experience

Both R Essential In Life

So Enjoy Every

Girlfriend!

Co-education k side effects…

Boy:
tum se bichra tou ye ehsas huwa,
ye ishq na hum ko raas huwa,
mere dil ka satiyanaas huwa,
humara daakh-la(addmission) tou aik sath huwa,
per gazab k tere sath huwa,
tu husn ki devi fail hui,
mai dard ka mara pass h
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In eXam,Madam Said write ur lover’s name in paper. . . . After 05 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished ma’m But . . . After 1 hour BOYZ said Xtra Sheet plzzz..”.

Girl says;
Na dekh hasino ko azab hoga tu B ek din kisi hasina ka baap hoga

Boy says;
Khuda kare teri zaban suchi ho Mujhy papa kahne wali teri hi bachi ho