What’s the similarity between a dianasour and a sharif Ladki?
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Dono ab is duniya mein nahi paya jate..

Boy-mere sath chalogi. girl-kaha?
Boy-jaha tum kaho.
girl-ok ! Police station chalte hain.
Boy-lo batao ab banda apni bahen se mazak bhi nhi kr skta..

Aashiqo ka Dimag hota hai khali,
Tabhi milti nahi Gharwali,
Gulaam bankar fas jate hain ishq ke jaal me,
Aur kehten hain maine LADKI patali..

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

A child said to the sales girl in a sweets shop:
Miss will you marry me when I grow up.
Girl smiled and said yes
Child said: can you give your future husband a free chocolate

WAYS TO IMPRESS A GIRL
Respect her
Protect her
Care her
Obey her
Sacrifice for her
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?
Just Smile
Gameover!

Sweet age of true relationship
Small girl & boy are seen crying together.
When asked why?
Girl says: My doll has broken
Boy says: I M crying bcz my doll is crying