Ranni Facts:-

Once Rajnikanth created huge magnet and hide it beneath the earth surface…

Today the gravitation depends on it….!!

Mallika Sherawat Bartan Wale Ko Apne Purane Kapde Dete Huye Boli- Iska Kya Milega? Bartanwala- CHAMMACH.

Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.

MUNNA BHAI:

Aay circuit!

baapu bolay to gandhi ji
kapray Q nahi pehantay thay?

CIRKET:

Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k

Salman khan thay !!!

Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA.
Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.
Girlfriend Ne Uske AKSAR Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA
Toh Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.

Ek aishwarya thi deewani si, shahrukh pe wo marti thi,
najre jhukake, sharma ke, Hrithik ki galiyo se gujarti thi,
chori chori salman ko chithiya likha karti thi,
kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se, par na jane kis se darti thi,
jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi
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