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santa
September 26, 2012 By rockstar

Santa: I am tired of changing the condom everyday. Jeeto: Why don’t you get your dick laminated like your cell phone.

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Life’s like a movie!
June 28, 2010 By

Life’s like a movie! If u r sad- DRAMA, If u r afraid- SUSPENSE, If u r angry- ACTION, If u look in mirror- COMEDY! . . Now u r smiling! That’s- HORROR!! 😉

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TRUST
May 12, 2010 By premsameer

TRUST : Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby when you throw him in the air, he laughs…..because he knows you will catch him…….. that’s Trust…………

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Maths Magic
May 12, 2010 By premsameer

Maths Magic: Ur cell number’s last digit x 2 + 5 x 50 + ur AGE + 365 & – 615. The last 2 numbrr is ur age & 1st numbrr is ur cell’s last no. TRY

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Is Dunia Me Sab
May 12, 2010 By premsameer

Is Dunia Me Sab Se Ziada DUkh Denay Wali Cheez “OORAT” Sab Se ziada Khushi Denay Wali Cheez, Wo Bhi “OORAT” Agr Aik Dukh K Aanso Deti Hai, To Dosri “SUKH K AANSO” Deti Hai.