Humble request to Scientists:
Humble request to Scientists:
Please invent a condom for the heart…’cuz people fuck the feelings really bad…’
Train ke toilet mein 1 admi ki nazar
Train ke toilet mein 1 admi ki nazar samne padi, likha tha, “Upar mat dekhna”. Us se raha nahi gaya. Upar dekha to likha tha–”Manega thodi Bhenchod”.:
Kelewala-Gand fhadu Kele Lelo
Kelewala-Gand fhadu Kele Lelo
Kele
Lady-Ye Kaunsa Kela h Bhai,Kitne Ka H?
Kelewala- Rs250
Lady- KYA Itna Mehnga!
Kelewala – Fat Gai Na Gand?
Arz hai Usko aana hoga to khud hi
Arz hai Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali ayegi
.
.wah wah
.
.
Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali aayegi U baith k toilet mai zor lagane se kya faida
ARZ KiYA HAi
ARZ
KiYA
HAi
Sandaas k
pani me
tairta hua
GU,
ZARA GAUR
FARMAiYEGA
Sandaas k
pani me
tairta hua
GU,
GU se yaad aaya,
Kaisa hai re TU ??
A boy talking on mobile…
A boy talking on mobile…
2nd boy: Kis se baat kr rahe ho?
1st: Behen se.
2nd: Itnay pyar se…?
1st: Haan teri jo hay
Ek Pathan Ne Ek Paad Mara
Ek Pathan Ne Ek Paad Mara,
Phir Doosra,
Phir 3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kaha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
