16 Saal (.)=(.) 25 Saal ( . )=( . ) 36 Saal ( . )=( . ) Kia Samjhe? Hamesha Ghalat Hi Sochna Zyada SMS Parhoge To Itna Bara Chashma Lagega!!!

Teacher-Ye batao, jo log galat kaam karte hai, wo kahan jate hain?

Sharmate hue ladki boli-

Sir, Shehri log HOTEL me,
Aur gaon k log GANNE K KHET me jate hai.

Aik Elephant Agar
Nangey Aadmi Ko
Dekhay Ga To Kha
Sochay Ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye Hi K..

Ye Aadmi Iti Si Soond Se Paani Kesay Pita Hoga..?
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Dr: mantri jee apki biwi maa banne wali hai. Mantri jii soch me pad gaye. Dr: kya hua sir? Mantri jii: sochraha hu sala GUPT MATDAN kon kar gaya?

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u delivers a baby, baby’s father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

College k boys toilet me likha hota hai- Apka bhavishya Apke hath me hai. To batao Girls toilet me kya likha hona chahiye?
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‘Apne bhavishya me ungli na kare’

A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet