College k boys toilet me likha hota hai- Apka bhavishya Apke hath me hai. To batao Girls toilet me kya likha hona chahiye?
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‘Apne bhavishya me ungli na kare’

A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet

Girl: Aaj nahi daalna.

Boy: kyon ?

Girl:kal tum daal k so gaye,
or mai saari raat masalati rahi,
paani bhi khub nikla,
lagta hai ye “EYE_DROPS” thik nahi hai.

Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
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“Chapaati”
Think positive yar

Q- who’s guilty? Wife dreams at nite suddenly shouts ” quick my husband is back” man gets up, jumps out the window n realize ” damit m the husband “!!!

Pehle kiss karo,
Phir palang per leta do,
Phir chaddi utar do,
Phir niche haath lagao,
Aur check karo k
Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na

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Under the Age of 18,
Please Please
Don’t read this sms..

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