A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Said: Look Mom look,that boy n girl r Fighting For A Chewing GUM.

Son – I want a baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas. When he comes bak we will talk over it .
Son – why dont u give him a surprise ?

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.

A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
A woman inquired – Do these babies belong 2 u?
Man: No, I work in a condom factory n
these r customers’ complaints.

AMERICAN SAYS:
INDIA IS BACKWORD IN SEX TECHONLOGY.
ANGRY SARDAR STARTED SHAKING HIS P@NIS.
AMERICAN:WHY R U SHAKING UR COCK?
SARDAR:I AM FUCKING MY WIFE THRU BLUETOOTH

Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
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