Boy: agar wo meri nahi huyi to main use kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga!!

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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

1 Ladki shop p bolne wala tota lny gai
Lrki Toty se:Me ksi lgti hon
Tota:Dhande wali lgti ho
Lrki:tota batmez he
shopkepr ne toty ko pani me dubaya or pocha.Gali de ga
tota:nahi
Lrki:Toty se. Agr mere ghr pr mere sath ik admi aye to tm kya sochoge
Tota:tmara
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Jab Se Begum Ne Muje Murgha Bana Rakha Hai
Mene Nazron Ki Tarhan Sir Bhi Jhuka Rakha Hai

Bartano Aaj Mere Sir Pe Baraste Q Hai
Mene Dho Dha K Tmhen Kitna Saja Rakha Hai

Roz Leti Ha Talashi Wo Police Ki Manind
Pochti Ha Kahan Paison Ko Chupa Rakha Hai

Wohi Dunya
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Hazaro Ladkiyan Aisi ki har Ladki pe Dum nikle
wah wah
Hazaro Ladkiyan aisi ki har Ladki pe Dum nikle,
wah wah
magar jiss pe Dum nikle
wo Ghar se kum nikle.

ARZ kiya hai

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Wah Wah

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain, Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.

Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha! Dekho gussa mat

karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.