Hum tumhari chaahat mein itni door nikal aaye hain faraz.

K ab Rikshay wala waapsi ka 500

maang raha hai.

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hun ki karan

Us Ne Aik Pal Bhi Meri Masoomiat Nahi Dekhi
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Faraz . . . .
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Bus Bike Roki Aur m0bilE le gaya..!

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

1- Newtons Method…
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger

2- Einsteins Method…
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired n Then Catch It.

3- The Police Method…
Catch A Cat & Beat It Until It Accepts Itz A Tig
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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie!!
He decided to test it at dinner with his son….

DAD: Son, where were u today during school hrs
SON: at school (robot slaps son)
SON: okay, I went to the movies!
DAD: which one?
SON: desi boyz…
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Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Beggar: Hi Darling…!
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling….?
Beggar: Then what r u doing on my bed………

Bekar hai wo log jo apne lover ko miss kiya krte hai
Are mis krna hai to macharo ko kro
Jo apni jan pr khel kr apko kis kiya krte hai.

Dil Todne ke liye bus yehi baat
Kaafi hai…
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Raat ke 2 baje
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.The number you have dialled is
busy on another call..