line marne k bhut se tarike h.jinme se 3 mazadar ye hai…………
1. pencil se
2. Pen se
3. Marker sethink positive kuch log hamari taraha sarif hote h.

ek Dog ko murgi se pyar ho gaya
murgi se shadi kar li

thode time bad murgi ne khrgosh ko janam diya

Dog : yeh sab kya h?

Murgi pyar se: jannu ye ajab prem ki gajab kahani h

ladki k gaalon pr gulab pyar se marne pr response:

English girl: u r 2 naughty sweetheart !

Hindi girl :na karo na jaanu !

Punjabi girl: banda ban ja haram deya!

Utility of Mangalsutra?

Licence 2 enjoy Kamasutra without Condom..

Whats the utility of a Condom?

Licence to enjoy Kamasutra without the Mangalsutra…

What is the difference When
A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt &
A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt?

Ans:
The Girl Will Look
SEXY
&
The Boy
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What are the most power full THREE words
Other than “I LOVE YOU”???
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.
.
.
.
“SALARY IS CREDITED”

O ho,…
Neela
Peela

Lal
Gulawi…

Hra
Bagni..

Gore
Kale
Rumg Birunge..

Daru
Bhang..

Ke nunge..
Advance me Holi muwark ho bhai bhikmange..