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Respect Ur PARENTS
November 10, 2012 By Manik Arora

MAA-BAAP aggon zubaan ladaunde ne,,,,,Jehde, Oh dhakke khande ne galian vich,,,,,,,,,,Bathere. Jdon ohndi koi krdaa ne,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Respect, Fir oh ho jaande ne galt kamm vich,,,Under-arrest. Jdon oh kattde ne jail vich apni,,,,,,,,,,Zindagi, Odon ohna nu aundi apne te,,,,,,Sharmindagi. Fir sochde ne pehlan mai apne MAA- BAAP d izzat kiti,,,Hundi, Ajj mainu ehni shrmindgi kde v na […]

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Friend
September 29, 2012 By

F: Feeling of Love R: Root of Joy I: Island of Hope E: End of Sufferings N: Name of Trust D: Door of Wisdom

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santa
September 26, 2012 By rockstar

Santa: My wife is so fucking hot in summers. Banta: What’s the reason? Santa: Actually, there’s no air conditioning in the kitchen.

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three guys
September 26, 2012 By rockstar

Three guys introduce themselves to a girl. Hi, I am Peter-not a Saint. Second: I am Paul-not a Pope. Third: I am John-not a Baptist. The girl retorts back. Nice to see you all. I am Mary-not a Virgin!

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pyar ek meetha ehsaas hai
June 1, 2012 By Mohit Sodani

Pyar ek meetha ehsaas hai…kuch log isse zahir karne me der nai lagate, kuch log isse samajh hi nai paate, kuch log isse jatane me hichkichate hai…baskismat hai wo log jo apne pyar ko zahir to kar dete hai, par jisse pyar karte hai…wo unse pyar kar k bhi jatane me hichkichate hai…

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HUssain
April 21, 2012 By Hussain

line marne k bhut se tarike h.jinme se 3 mazadar ye hai………… 1. pencil se 2. Pen se 3. Marker sethink positive kuch log hamari taraha sarif hote h.

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dog & murgi love story
April 7, 2012 By aryan rathi

ek Dog ko murgi se pyar ho gaya murgi se shadi kar li thode time bad murgi ne khrgosh ko janam diya Dog : yeh sab kya h? Murgi pyar se: jannu ye ajab prem ki gajab kahani h

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mangalsutra
March 30, 2012 By rockstar

Utility of Mangalsutra? Licence 2 enjoy Kamasutra without Condom.. Whats the utility of a Condom? Licence to enjoy Kamasutra without the Mangalsutra…

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mini skirt
March 30, 2012 By rockstar

What is the difference When A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt & A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt? Ans: The Girl Will Look SEXY & The Boy . . . A CHURCH BELL! 😉

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Boy: I Love u
February 9, 2012 By Nilesh786

Boy: I Love u Girl: ILoveYouToo Boy: Smthng wrong wid ur space bar? Girl:No,there’s just no space 4 Me to Love anyone Else.

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