arz kiya h ….

wah wah

saale phle sun to le

toh arz kiya h ………..

10 rupee k 12 kelle

1-1 karke …………. m lele ( fill in the blank )

clue: a: gaand
b: mooh

A man 2 shopkeeper: Ek white rang ka condom dena. Shopkeeper: White he kyu,
Man:Padosi gujar gaya hai, afsos karne jana hai.. Join LovePlaza

Bhikari Darwaja thok k- Babuji roti milegi?
Andar se aawaaz aai:
Abhi biwi ghar me nahin hai.

Bhikari: Maine choot nahin,roti maangi hai.

Lady Teacher:Zero me 1 Dale to kya hota h
Girl:Chup rahi
Teacher:Jawab do
Zero mai 1 Dalen to kya hota hai?

Girl:Mam Bhot Dard hota hai

Boy-Kash Mi Lipstick Hota
Humesa Tere LIPS Pe Rehta
Girl-Achha Hua Nhi He Warna Har Dusre Din Kisi
Aur K LUND Par Chipka Hota.

Dil ke liye apple ka juice..
Aankhon ke liye carrot ka juice..

Sehat ke liye anaar ka juice..

Aur khush rehne ke liye MERA LUND CHOOS..

1 Sharabi CallGirl K Sath S#x Karte Karte Usi K Uper So Gya

Just Imagine,Us Waqt Callgirl Ne Use Kya Kaha Hoga ?
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“JAGO GRAHAK JAGO”..