santa 2 doctor-tum bina dadr k daat nikal sakte ho
doctor: it is not possible
santa: mai nikal sakta hu
doctor : how
santa:heeeeeeeeee.”’

Santa- Yesterday night I saved a girl from Rape.
Banta- O-Great! but how?
Santa- Self Control buddy Self Control !!!

Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole-
‘VAR MANGO VATS’
Santa-prabhu ! jaisa aap soch rhe he mein vaisa nahi hu
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.
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‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’

Santa opened a Facebook A/C, posted
pics, age, address
Finaly
he was confused abt what he can
write on ‘Wall’
Aftr deep thinkn he rote
“Yaha Peshaab Karna Mana Hai

wife-mera dupatta utaro.
santa-le
wife-meri kamiz utaro,
santa-le,
wife-ab mere sare kapde utaro,
santa-le
wife-aur khabardaar jo aage se mere kapde pehne…

Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz
God:Par kyu yaara?
Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si…

Santa was cooking Murgi,Wen he added Hara Dhaniya guess wat Happened?The Murgi start Dancing & Singing ‘HUM PE YEH KISNE HARA RANG DALA.MAAR DAALA.