Admi jo hamesha hasta rehta h usko “HUS-MUKH” kehte h To sawal ye h k jiska hasna blkul band ho gaya ho usko kya kehte h?
HUS-BAND!

Never laugh at your wife’s choices
You are one of them

Never be proud of your choices
Your wife is one of them

If you marry one woman,
She will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women,
They will fight for you.

Think different.
Add wife, have life :p

Husband and Wife fighting in front of their child.
Wife to Husband: “Tu saala kutta”
Husband to Wife: “Tu saali kutti”
Child: “Hee Hee…Mai saala pilla”

Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho
H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
H: to sabji roti bana lo
W: bacche nahi khayenge
H: to chhole puri bana lo
W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai
H: eggs bhurji bana lo
W: aaj guruv
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Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Mar Rahi Ho
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast He

Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi
may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?